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I hope you stick around. I can't promise you'll learn anything but you might at least kill some time reading all the random crap that falls out of my brain.

Fair warning: I'm highly caffeinated and curse a lot. Doesn't mean I'm stupid, just that the word "fuck" really does just fit anywhere in a sentence. It's quite magical.

Pop by and see what's new every Thursday and know I appreciate you.

Sincerely,
Cori

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